Things I Was Doing at Work While I Was Supposedly "Working"
1) Signed up at Fit Pregnancy online to receive the regular newsletters
2) Signed up at Baby Center online to receive the regular newsletter
3) Thought about what I was going to eat for lunch
4) Remembered I had brought left over pesto pasta and sighed happily
5) Thought about dinner with my mom tonight at our favorite Chinese restaurant
6) Browsed Gap maternity for some clothes to actually let me freaking breath
7) Searched for a good Swedish meatball recipe
8) Walked to the break room 4,000 times and acted like I was refilling my coffee mug, but in reality I just wanted to read the paper
9) Checked out the weather four times
10) Imagined myself on the elliptical machine and vowed that tomorrow I would be back in the gym.