Ultra Cute Purple Flowy Top from Target to hide burgeoning belly: $20
Belly Band to Hold Up No Way in Hell are they buttoning/zippering Trouser Jeans: $18
Turquoise Heels: $40
Fabulous Hair Cut: Let's not say
Walking through a crowded room full of co-workers thinking you are looking super chic with baby bump but are soon told that your fly is down: PRICELESS
Stupid Belly Band!!!!! Sucks ASS!!!!!